YES, I AM THE APPRENTICE, MY NAME IS, DANIEL BURFIELD, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS, "BUTTHOLE"! I AM
CURRENTLY INTO MY SECOND YEAR, AND WILL PROBABLY GRADUATE WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER. EVENTHOUGH,
I AM STILL HERE, I HOPE ONE DAY TO BE A PROFESSIONAL TATTOO ARTIST , BUT RIGHT NOW I REMAIN A
PROFESSIONAL "BUTTHOLE" ! I AM REALLY GOOD AT LEARNING THE HARD WAY, AND ESPECIALLY GOOD AT
GIVING EXCUSES INSTEAD OF ANSWERS. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL LISTEN TO MY MENTOR! THEN,
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE I WONT HAVE TO LEARN EVERYTHING THE HARD WAY. SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW I EVEN
KNOW HOW TO TIE MY SHOES, MAYBE IT WOULD HELP IF THEY HAD LACES. UNTIL THEN, I EFFORTLESSLY REMAIN,
"THE BUTTHOLE" APPRENTICE.