YES, I AM THE APPRENTICE, MY NAME IS, DANIEL BURFIELD, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS, "BUTTHOLE"! I AM
          CURRENTLY INTO MY SECOND YEAR, AND WILL PROBABLY GRADUATE WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER. EVENTHOUGH, 
           I AM STILL HERE, I HOPE ONE DAY TO BE A PROFESSIONAL TATTOO ARTIST , BUT RIGHT NOW I REMAIN A 
          PROFESSIONAL "BUTTHOLE" ! I AM REALLY GOOD AT LEARNING THE HARD WAY, AND ESPECIALLY GOOD AT
          GIVING EXCUSES INSTEAD OF ANSWERS. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL LISTEN TO MY MENTOR! THEN, 
          MAYBE, JUST MAYBE I WONT HAVE TO LEARN EVERYTHING THE HARD WAY. SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW I EVEN
          KNOW HOW TO TIE MY SHOES, MAYBE IT WOULD HELP IF THEY HAD LACES. UNTIL THEN, I EFFORTLESSLY REMAIN,
          "THE BUTTHOLE" APPRENTICE.